wunschkippen:

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

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prasejeebus:

JESUS

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coolsuggestion:

don’t consume an old love. it’s spoiled, expired. 

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jayrabbitt:

warmteen:

rspnsblprty:

weloveshortvideos:

mankind stands no chance

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

@grungypuppy

I’m crying

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via pinotgigolo)

quynhxyouth:

guerrillaoperator:

quynhxyouth:

quynhxyouth:

kidz bop nine inch nails

i wanna hug you like an animal

You bring me closer to Bob

to mom*

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goon:

christmasmetalhead2112:

manonfireforchrist:

christmasmetalhead2112:

holly-jolly-yeshua:

That’s okay. I’ll drink enough for both of us!!

Wait, what did Florida do? I’m serious, I don’t get it

Florida flipped to red in the election

Oh my goodness, that’s so petty. Hey @directedbywongkarwai I was one of the votes that turned Florida red so suck it boiii

what a sad thing to admit to

(Source: directedbywongkarwai, via mackenziegibbons)

colorfulgradients:

colorful gradient 41942

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jaclcfrost:

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

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mellehbeans:

yourbrothershotfriend:

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

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